Going to the club? What you DON'T do.

My first summer being 21 I got a weekend job taking photos at the club.  I went every Friday and Saturday of my Summer and then some! I made so many new friends and I got to listen to awesome music and get paid for it! Because I was taking photos and going every weekend I started to constantly see things that would drive me bonkers!!

Trust me, I am not a "Clubbing'' professional. I've had my fair share of "WTF is she wearing?!"

 My sole purpose of making this list is to help YOU ladies out and give you some serious advice! I'm sure after reading this list you can agree with almost all of the things I have to say.

SOOO LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN!!

 

Going to the club? What you DON'T do.

 

 

1.  I do not care how CUTE or sexy or fun or expensive your dress is... WEAR A STRAPLESS BRA. You're wearing your brand new little black strapless dress from Bebe.. but all people notice is your bright ass red bra straps! Ladies, please... DON'T DO IT.

 

 

2.  Wear shoes you can walk in. NUFF SAID.

 

3.  How classy does it look when a girl gets soooo intoxicated she can't walk?  Exactly, IT DOESN'T.

 

4.  Carry a clutch. Yes, it can be annoying having to hold all night but if your boyfriend/husband is anything like mine, lipgloss and a teasing comb is not something he wants to stuff his pockets with! And plus, keeping all of your items in one safe place in your hand isn't a bad idea!

 

5. This one is so serious it needed it's own number. CELL PHONE BOOB. Definition: Tucking your big ass android cell phone in your sweaty chichis!! EWWW! This one is just as worse as #1.

 

6.  I haven't seen too many people doing this but I have seen enough to bring it up. Wearing sunglasses inside the club doesn't make you cool nor make me want to be friends with you as does wearing your bluetooth make me assume you're successful. What is the damn point?

 



See what I mean... "WTF is she wearing?!" hahaha

 

 

 



 

7.  I don't want anyone to take offense to this one... but we need to be real and honest here. No one likes that friend that is bumming drinks off everyone. Unless there is prior establishment that your homegirl is going to be hooking you up with drinks that night, do not be a moocher! If you don't have the money to blow that weekend, stay home!! There will be other nights to party. When I walk up to the bar to order MYSELF a drink and my homegirl just stands there giving me that sad puppy dog face.. ohhh hell noooo!

 

 

8. "Don't buy someone a drink who wouldn't buy one for you."  Does this sound selfish? Because honestly, I have ran into this sooo many times because I'm such a nice person! I have found myself buying $10 cocktails for my "friends" who never even think to return the favor not that night, not any night! I just don't want to see a nice person taken advantage of. Buy a drink for your friend who paid your cover.. or for that girl who ripped your price tag off your dress.. ;)  Make your drink purchases responsibly!